Normally, after I get paid each month, I buy my girlfriend a piece of jewelry. Yesterday, I had the following conversation with her.
GF: I don't want a pendant.
GF: I don't want a bracelet.
GF: I want an electric shock baton.
Me: What for?
GF: Work. (she is a security guard) It's dangerous at night.
Me: How much does it cost?
GF: 5000 som ($125)
Me: No problem.