Tonight on the local Bishkek news the top three stories were the following.
1. A young man murdered and dismembered his mother in the city.
2. There has been an increase in cases of food poisoning due to eating bad watermelon.
3. The president met with a delegation from Switzerland.
The young man inserted pieces of his mother into the local watermelon supply. Watermelon was served to the Swiss delegation.
ReplyDeleteWell, fortunately no human body pieces have been found in watermelons here recently.
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